"Also, Edward is a douche. I mean, obviously he's breaking up with Bella for her own good and lying to her and blah blah emocakes. But now we have to listen to Bella angst for 3,293,487 pages. Don't you ever think about us, Edward? Our suffering?
Several Blank Pages Marked With the Names of Months: Well, at least Bella is thinking of our suffering." - Cleolinda Jones